A ‘bargain’ for the feeble minded

For people who really HATE a bargain

Ended up with a £50 note. Decided to invest in basics ketchup and reduced price fruit salad. I feel like one of those lottery winners who says ‘It won’t change me.’

Sainsbury’s on Tottenham Ct Rd has removed its ‘reduced’ section. A feeble attempt to prove to tourists how strong our economy is. Thank god Waitrose isn’t labouring under the same delusion

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Olympics were pretty special tonight… but 15p for two fillets of breaded plaice? I know who the real winner is…

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Got a pair of jeans reduced from £2.62 to £1.31. The fly keeps unzipping itself but I feel involuntary exposure is a small price to pay for a small price to pay

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A laudable lack of self-denial in Toronto

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In December my head doubles up as a lemon squeezer

Has no one told the National Portrait Gallery that Movember ended yesterday?

mmm everyone’s favourite…