• Totally tropical in Camden

  January 18, 2013
• Snowball with teeth. VICIOUS

  January 17, 2013
• Popping to Tesco’s frozen food section on the way home.

  January 16, 2013
• “Dragons, I’m offering you a 20% stake for £100k investment in my company.”

  January 15, 2013

• Giving my new shoes 9/10 for practicality as they’re not suitable on some gym equipment.

  January 12, 2013
• AAAAAH another Essex lion has escaped. Run for your lives.

  January 11, 2013
• Spot the loss leader

  January 9, 2013
• Olive and onion Sputnicks. Putting the ‘oo’ into bloody classy food.

  January 8, 2013

• Ended up with a £50 note. Decided to invest in basics ketchup and reduced price fruit salad. I feel like one of those lottery winners who says ‘It won’t change me.’

  October 10, 2012
• Sainsbury’s on Tottenham Ct Rd has removed its ‘reduced’ section. A feeble attempt to prove to tourists how strong our economy is. Thank god Waitrose isn’t labouring under the same delusion

  August 6, 2012